Mac & Cheese W/ Corn

What a wonderful dinner I had at my friend DJ's. He made authentic southern Mac & Cheese, and it was absolutely the best thing I've ever eaten, ever. And I had a whole bottle of wine before I ended up at Upright Citizens Brigade.

Now, my friend invited me to go. I LOVE going to Upright Citizens Brigade. Last year, I actually did a few shows there, which I LOVED. In Iowa I was a huge improver, and it just makes me mad that I don't do it more here, since I get so wrapped up in school stuff.
Anyway, my friend invited me to go cause he's in it. I had no idea what it was, but I was excited. Once I was sober enough to realize I was sitting in the UCB theater, the show started. Wow was I drunk.
The title of the show was "The Grossest Sketch Show Ever."
Oh my god. It was. So gross.
There were some cute gross sketches. Fake diahrrea with corn and peanuts in it. And nudity (I truly believe straight guys have smaller dicks from this show).
But I saw the GROSSEST thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Just to sum it up, the end of it consisted of a guy throwing up in a bucket, another stripping down, then dumping the vomit on his head, and then peeing on the other guy as he rubs vomit on his cock.

You're Gonna Carry That Weight.