Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

Often, I find myself rocking back and forth in a corner after hours of playing a certain addictive game, and telling myself I'm not a big baby for doing it. But no matter what I do or say, I cannot escape my fate, and I am here on this blog to announce it today in front of God (or god) and all 3 of you who read this:
I am....a POKEMANIAC.
There. I said it. You happy? No more interventions now, please.
But more to the point, I am extremely giddy, as the school girl I am, for Pokemon: Diamond to be released. It was just released to the Japs (that's Japanese, fyi) this week, and it's going to be a forking awesome game. There's something about having a "Pocket Monster" that is just alluring to me.
Seemingly, it should be an advertising goldmind on the gay front!

Perhaps a diamond, while not being preceded by the word Pokemon, and making me less giddy as a school girl, but more queasy, like the school girl a few days after her drunken orgy after prom, is the porn of actor Dustin Diamond, aka Screech. In this highly anticipated debut for Diamond, he has a hot 3-some with 2 girls. But that's not the kinkiest part. Oh no. The words "dirty" and the name of a Mexican, "Sanchez," have been popping up along with these. I'll report on if these words are related in any way, and if in fact, there were tacos being sold.
As a film maker, and gay nerd, I feel it is my duty to watch this video. I mean, what other possibly gay, nerdy icons did I have to look up to as a kid.
My mother, when prompted with this question, quickly replied, "That kid from that show in the 80's. You know, Corky."