One Hand On My Joystick

Young, hung, and sporting a lightgun: one gay boy's look into the world of debauchery and geekery.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Aqua Boogey


Well, Halloween is now over. While not quite as good as last year, the accomplishment still feels great.
My Aquaman costume went over swimmingly....pun intended
Still, I HATE the parade. it's so packed and takes forever to go through to places. Bleh.

I'm about to hit the sack, but I wanted to give a friendly reminder that in 19 days, the Wii comes out. And the more I hear about things, the more I believe it truly is the greatest thing ever.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Licking Your Wounds In Digital

I despise reading articles like this. The long and short of it is a school in Mass. has banned tag and other chasing type games out of fear of childen falling and suing the school.
....WTF (pardon my e-French)
This is why I hate modern society and despise modern parents. Why do I hate these parents, you ask?
First: They deny their children games that will develop IMPORTANT social skills. Sure, there are others, but there is something about a game where you touch and chase someone that gives you that thing for chasing people down later in life when it really matters to touch them.
Secondly: These are the same parents who don't want there kids to be gay, and want to ban gay marriage. What they're doing is breeding a bunch of pussy children who will be sniviling, annoying accountants and lawyers in their later years. And also probably be gay. If you're going to ban tag, give us our gay rights, dammit.


On a lighter note, I went to the Digital Life Expo this weekend. Wow. If there was ever any doubt of me having ADD, it was dashed when I got there. I spent about and hour and a half there playing games such as Justice League Heroes (which was actually great for a dungeon crawler) to Final Fantasy XII (which I'm not so enamoured with). And I got to meet Sonic the Hedgehog.
Grrrrrl, he done had him a couple face lifts and some other work done. His age is showing, though. When not behind a tv screen, you can REALLY tell.

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

He's Dead, She's Dead

Bobby Fisher (r) playing against futuristic android Data (l) from Star Trek. Oh wait...

As a film major, I suppose I OUGHT to post at least once about movies, rather than my comic obsession and videogaming lifestyle.
I love horror movies. So much. The gorier, the better. There are so many out there. But one has always stuck out in my mind:
The Evil Dead.
Now, I love musicals, too. But Evil Dead: The Musical? Can it work? Could it work?
It did.
Evil Dead: The Musical was the greatest musical I've ever seen. Ever. It was the most perfect mixing of zombies, horror, and musical camp I've ever seen in my life. I wanted to cry from happiness. So very good. And my favorite part was Cheryl. Oh, she was the greatest thing ever.
Speaking of the dead, I stayed up late to catch perhaps one of my favorite movies EVER on IFC: The Seventh Seal.
I don't normally like older movies, but this one just oozes with depth and brilliance. And seeing it again had made me realize the poinance it has to today's world. Watch it and see. YOU HAVE TO.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend


Often, I find myself rocking back and forth in a corner after hours of playing a certain addictive game, and telling myself I'm not a big baby for doing it. But no matter what I do or say, I cannot escape my fate, and I am here on this blog to announce it today in front of God (or god) and all 3 of you who read this:
I am....a POKEMANIAC.
There. I said it. You happy? No more interventions now, please.
But more to the point, I am extremely giddy, as the school girl I am, for Pokemon: Diamond to be released. It was just released to the Japs (that's Japanese, fyi) this week, and it's going to be a forking awesome game. There's something about having a "Pocket Monster" that is just alluring to me.
Seemingly, it should be an advertising goldmind on the gay front!

Perhaps a diamond, while not being preceded by the word Pokemon, and making me less giddy as a school girl, but more queasy, like the school girl a few days after her drunken orgy after prom, is the porn of actor Dustin Diamond, aka Screech. In this highly anticipated debut for Diamond, he has a hot 3-some with 2 girls. But that's not the kinkiest part. Oh no. The words "dirty" and the name of a Mexican, "Sanchez," have been popping up along with these. I'll report on if these words are related in any way, and if in fact, there were tacos being sold.
As a film maker, and gay nerd, I feel it is my duty to watch this video. I mean, what other possibly gay, nerdy icons did I have to look up to as a kid.
My mother, when prompted with this question, quickly replied, "That kid from that show in the 80's. You know, Corky."

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