Let's Get Wii-tarded

First of all, someone buy me this.

I meandered my way into the Nintendo store today, and they had several kiosks up to play Wii games.
I cannont express in text the excitement I felt...but wrap your mind around this:
When I walked in and saw the Wii-osks (I MADE THAT UP JUST NOW BITCHES) I felt my weiner explode into a new universe of existence where all pleasure like oxygen and my brain had devoloped several holes that were filled with rainbow and unicorns and Chuck Norris was there, too, kicking me in the face with the foot that smells like a word that is more than extreme happiness.
It was like I met a REAL ninja, I was so excited. And he raped me...Naruto style. He rape-jitsued me, with all of his awesomeness.
Oh. Almost got too distracted.. Lemme tell you about the games I played.

Wii Sports: Tennis
Pretty basic stuff here. Basic in the pretty awesome way, though. As a 4 year (that's f***ing right, FOUR) varsity tennis player, I loved how the controller responded to my wrist position. The way my wrist was tilted changed the direction the ball would go. Amazing. However, from what I tried, the speed of the swing doesn't affect the speed of the swing in the game. And some of the aiming was weird. It'll be fun to play at first, but it'll be slightly annoying after awhile I'm guessing. The *cute* guy giving me swinging lessons (I KNOW I didn't need them, but I liked him holding my Wii-mote with me) kept reassuring me that it's only a demo for how the control works, and it certainly feels that way. But I still can't wait.

Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2
This played pretty damn good for what it was. I was having a lot of fun playing with the Nunchuck and the Wiimote, and the response of the controls in a fast paced game was good. HOWEVER, why I was TRULY excited to play this game was for the idea that you could do the same moves from the show to perform certain attacks, ergo to do a Kamehameha, you actually bring your hands back like Goku and thrust forward, releasing your Ki energy in a powerfully concentrated blast that will obliterate your enemies. However, that wasn't the case. I jumped right in doing that, and ended up doing a Kaoken attack. I was pissed. I didn't want the Kaoken. How could I beat Frieza with just a Kaoken attack!?!?!? I would have to be a SUPER SAYIN (Sayajin if you're a Jap). God. The special moves needed some work. But it was wonderful still. Cheese louise people. Can't you get your Kamehamehas and Special Beam Cannons right?!
I must go and scrape the crusty zits from my face now.